8.1: "Terribly sorry," You say "But I am dreadfully allergic to snarks, and would burst into hives if I ever even came near one. But do come back to my house for a spot of tea?"

"Well, I would...." Says your uncle, "But your house makes me extremely uncomfortable."

"Then maybe I could go back and fetch some wine and cheese for a picnic?"

"Ever since I got my new head..." Says your uncle; "I can't stomach anything but hay, and I can't get drunk no matter how hard I try."

There seems to be nothing more to say. You shake your uncle's hand and he turns and walks away, muttering to himself. You walk back down the cobblestone path that leads to your house.

You find yourself in a hallway, faced by three doors. You have a skeleton key for each of them.

> If you go into the orange door, go to 14.2

> If you go into the purple door, go to 16.1

> If you enter the blue door, go to 7.1

> If you don't go in any door, go to 2.3