16.1: The purple door leads to a long torchlit corridor with a dirt floor. You see bones here and there. As you round a corner, your nose catches a scent that is almost like boiling pork, but slightly different, as unto the difference between ordinary household pepper and long pepper. (A bit difficult to imagine, but perfectly accurate nonetheless.) You hear a repetitive chant with a gradually increasing tempo. And as you round yet another corner, you come face to face with an enormous fat man like creature with a bald head, a pig like snout, a bone loincloth, flattened ears, and soot blackened skin. He gives you a very toothy grin. His teeth are gargantuan, and so white that they sparkle in the firelight.

> If you brush and floss regularly, go to 25.1

> If your dental hygiene is sub-par, go to 23.1