Articles

• Clarification: blood sucking bullfrogs are actually very tiny
• President slams California AG policy
• Snoop Dogg changes his name yet again
• Worlds first legal cannibal restaurant opened in Albania
• Second round of presidential debates less interesting than the first.
• Bold Assasination Leaves World Holding It's Breath
• Attempt by actual zombies to protest against "zombie march" backfires.
• DEA warns that 84% of heroin is tainted with "the vile mummy essence."
• Question of Obama's citizenship may be more complicated than it appears
• Priest advises congregation to "stop listening to birds."
• Where are all these robots coming from?
• Mit Romney Calmly Immolates Badger on National Telivision
• Nation told to "prepare for psychic attack".
• Perhaps the windmills shall truly be giants now.
• U.S. government announces new "Fud Stamps" program.
• "Humans are no longer allowed in Dusseldorf."
• Foo lions on a rampage
• Strange Cult Contributes to Japanese Tourist Economy
• "Penis panic" in our nation's heartland
• Holland Unveils The Worlds First Cannabination Chamber
• Man bites dog - and likes it!
• Bulgarian Parlaiment Overthrown
• Political slogan misinterpreted
• Catholic church endorses wife swapping.
• Australia passes world's first "psychic rape" laws.
• Google Changes Motto to "Don't be a Dick."
• "We pledge to keep ambiguity levels below 23%"
• Scientific lecture causes widespread panic
• Company denies that skincare product is made from "mummy"
• Nation swept by a "plague of atavism"
• Questions raised about new "Biological Computer"
• Priest advises congregation to "shut the hell up"
• DEA claims 93% of cocaine is cut with 'possum DNA