Snoop Dogg changes his name yet again

The man most famous for pushing hip hop into harder, druggier and more dangerous territory has changed his name for the third time. First, he changed his name from whatever it was originally to Snoop Dogg, and became an infamous gangster rapper. But after a recent trip to Jamaica, a chance encounter with an ancient Rastafarian Wizard inspired him to change his name to Snoop Lion, and he began playing reggae instead. And now, after only a few short months, he has gained over 300 pounds and changed his name to Snoop Hogg. "He's still going to be doing his old gangster rap stuff" said his manager, Eli Coldwell, in a recent interview with Sigilmedia, "But his primary focus now is on competitive eating. We're going to be touring the country with our new 'Hoggy Style' traveling roadshow. Whatever the food, whatever the venue, Snoop Hogg will take on any challenger. And he's never been defeated."