Second round of presidential debates less interesting than the first.

The second Obama-Romney debate began with the two candidates transforming themselves into hippopotamuses and seeing which of them could remain underwater the longest. However, Michelle Obama, who had been banned for causing too much trouble in the first debate but disguised herself as an old women and attended anyways, worried that Romney would kill her husband and tried to throw a harpoon at him, but she wound up hitting Barack Obama instead. Barack Obama, thinking she was a traitor, decapitated her, but Hillary Clinton quickly replaced her missing head with that of a cow and escorted her to safety. Afterwards, Romney and Obama decided to call it a day and went back to Romney's house to do some serious drinking.