Question of Obama's citizenship may be more complicated than it appears

The question of whether or not Obama is fit to the President of the United States of America raises a new question, one which has never been raised before in the entire history of our great and powerful empire. For you see, Obama was indeed born on what is now American soil, but when he was born, the country of America no longer existed. After hours of days of brutal psychological torture , the comedian Joan Rivers finally admitted the truth. "Barak and I have been having an affair for the past two years. We used his time machine to journey into the future, so that nobody would ever suspect. I learned that I was pregnant; rather surprising at my age, but time travel has not been widely researched yet, so it may be some strange side effect of the process. Not wanting to cause any problems for Barak, I journeyed into the future, where I spent my pregnancy, gave birth to him, and left him in an orphanage; being raised in an orphanage in the future is really much better than being raised by normal parents here in the present, so I didn't feel particularly bad about it. What I didn't realize is that my son later took a time machine and traveled back into the past... to become the president of the United States of America, Barak Obama. I guess he's his own farther, Weird. Will you please stop torturing me now? Thanks. I appreciate it."