Priest advises congregation to "stop listening to birds."

"It is well known that dinosaurs where fallen angels, that is to say: demons." Said one of the leading ministers of the Ousakian Orthodox Church. "Now it is equally well known that birds evolved from dinosaurs. What does this mean? That all birds are demon spawn, of course. Day after day, you listen to them, chattering away outside your window. And then you wonder why you want to kill your wife? Time to stop wondering. Now you know.