Nation told to "prepare for psychic attack".

It's been 10 years since 9/11. What have the terrorists been doing all this time? Sitting in a corner gazing a their navels? Perhaps. Ever since the infamous Chebyshev report, scientists worldwide have been forced to accept the reality of psychic ability. But military strategists have been forced to accept a far grimmer truth: our enemies are currently winning the psychic arms race. The fall of the soviet union may or may not have flooded the world with unregulated nuclear weapons, but it also may have flooded the world with something else: rogue psychics from their paranormal research program, ready to sell their uncanny abilities to the highest bidder. And they've been doing it since the 90's; when the United states has only just admitted that these things are even possible. "We have enough psychics right now to defend the president, the pentagon, and a few of our most important military bases, leaving all of our major population centers completely guarded. There's no telling what kind of mayhem a concentrated attack could create. People need to learn to start defending their minds", said General Leroy Shwartzenheimer adding that every adult citizen would be issued a copy of the Psychic Self Defense Manual, whether they want one or not.