Man bites dog - and likes it!

In our search to provide cutting edge news in all areas of life, we sent our top reporter to the food court in: Culo City Florida! Why? Because it is the only place in America known to us where you can eat dog. Believe it or not, the eating of dog is only illegal in three states, and Florida, obviously, is not one of them. "Fried dog, broiled dog, braised dog, broasted dog." Reports our courespondent "Am I sick, for loving it so much? Are the good people of China, Vietnam, Korea, certain parts of Indonesia and Switzerland sick? Where the ancient Aztecs sick? Well okay, bad example, but all I have to say is, that one trip to a food court has filled me with a hunger for dog! Sweet sweet dog flesh! Give me dog, or for gods' sake at least give me something else and tell me that it's dog!"