9.1: "Oh, I'll show you how." He says. He produces a strange flask from his loincloth. "Drink this, that's how."

"This tastes horrible." You say, after the first sip.

"Drink up."

"This is wretched."

"Keep drinking."

"But it's the worst thing I've ever tasted in my life!"

"It'll put hair on your chest."

You drain the bottle, and almost immediately begin to vomit in colors you've never seen before.

"What was that?" You ask.

"Iaohausca."

"Eh?"

"God in a bottle." Suddenly the man melts before your eyes. The walls are also melting, turning into an amorphous fluid the same color as your vomit. The liquid forms into a tidal wave, and as it crashes over you, you dissolve into it. You are the fluid, and the fluid is everything.

Suddenly, your awareness, which was once infinitely vast, contracts into an infinitely small point of focus. That expands, so that you are now focusing on a tiny bead of light in front of your eyes. You find yourself stooping over a red candle. You look up.

You seem to be in a vast cavern underground. You see in front of you an incredibly ugly woman sitting on a lizard, and a huge red man with a fir cape, a necklace of bones, and the head of a lion. The lizard is staring at you.

"Greetings." He says. "Can you guess my name?"

>If you guess, "Babaflavio", go to 15.1

>If you guess, "Robojimbue", go to 29.1

> If you say you can't, go to 53.1